themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:
themichaeljordanofdrunkdriving:
roses are black
violets are black
im blindblind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
(via perfectllyimperfectt)
I'm Jaime. I've been through my fair share of rough times and I know more are facing me in my future. But I've had a realization that my attitude determines every aspect about my life, and I'm not going to sit around and feel sorry for myself anymore. I know I'll have my bad days, but the best way to get through it is to smile. This life is mine, and I'm going to make it one to remember.
• Ask me anything
I'm ready for a miracle.
I'm ready for a miracle.
sometimes i forget that he’s a married middle aged man with two children and not an adorable singing stripper
(Source: bradpaisleyforever, via c0untrygurl)
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
(via thisemilyy)
This. Just This.
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne, via perfectllyimperfectt)
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via gracemichellexo)
If I don’t start making some more money soon, I don’t know what I’m going to do.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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